Thursday, February 21, 2013

my You Tubes

Some of My YouTubes

Healing, Elixers, Crystals, and Majick

Before anyone ask me about a diet that caused my changes, it wasn't.  I changed something else.  My belief system.I found that I was a true born, natural white witch or I perfer earth goddess......... you put witch on someone and they get burned at the stake.  Yes I practice majick, use healing crystals, and make potions, and I also practice Alchemy!!!!  and I am good at it!

BUTTTTTT here is the kicker.  I believe in God too and pray about 50 times aday.  I can heal about anything,  I love doing infertitlity work..... 14 babies to women that had no hope of having a baby!  I also do all kinds of cancer, lupus (I used to have that)  I have proven myself over and over yet people still love to gossip and wonder.

This is Me 2013












A little more about me 2003



This was me in 2003

Not too Easy to find time to Write.. MOM, DOGS FRIENDS GHOST

Gosh this isn't as simple as it should be, but to be honest I haven't been able to find the few minutes that it takes to blog each day.  My life is the most chaotic, hectic, stressful life in the universe......and I barely get to fit painting in anymore much less writing.

I barely woke up this morning and was trying to get water for the coffee and walk into to Mom's apartment and she exclaims "OH THANK GODDDDD I NEED TO PEE!)  GoodMorning Carla!  and this has pretty much been my life since I took on "Mom"  Mother is 68 and like me has gone to death and back more times then we want to count,  but unlike me she don't get back on her feet and fight back..... she calls me!  I tell her that she is killing me and what does she do?  Add 10 more things aday on my plate!

Let me give you an example of a day in my life is like............maybe someone out there will understand

Yesterday
Take all 7 rescue dogs outside and then to the third floor to feed and water them
coffee, 1/2 a cup ....not enough time for full cup
feed and water "Mom"
listen to "Mom" tell me how hard it is for her to eat (funny she wants me to feed her 5 times aday)
strip and load 2 truckfuls of metal (they were cutting off our electric and a girl has to do what a girl has to do)
haul and unload at the salvage yard (see on youtube)  made a grand total of $44!!!!
walk in and Mom wants lunch cooked, when  I have a client in 30 minutes!
cooked lunch
1 healing, reiki, and a reading
1 healing
then back to "MOM"
Who then wants dinner.
I go back downstairs and start her dinner,  have I mentioned that I had not had time to eat all day?
I send my roommate upstairs so I can finish dinner............and when I get upstairs she tellls me she found"Mom" in the floor and she was confused............ confused my ass!  that old woman was faking it big as day!  We almost caught her again today.  Nursing home shopping tommorrow.  She is pure evil!

I have not been allowed to sleep in, be sick, or had a minute of happiness since "Mom" came to live with me.  
but at least it has taken all of my weight off me!  If any of you want to lose some weight borrow "Mom"

And I did mention that I have 7 badass rescue dogs right???  A few strange friends?  and 5 live in ghost?

Sunday, February 10, 2013

A New Chapter

Well after losing my blog that I had written for years to a Google Password loss I had pretty much given up on blogging and sharing.   In fact after the last 5 year nightmare that I have gone through I nearly changed my name and moved to Canada...... but what the hell I love writing, I love sharing and I don't mind making an ass out of myself, so here goes in the next chapter of my life.  I am not going through all the history again so if you have questions please feel free to google my name... Carla Michele Holland-Strange born May 2nd 1961 in Brownwood Texas.... and if you think you want to use my info for identity thieft the joke is on you!  My credit score is 580 and barely that!  I look nothing like my ID and I blab to everyone all the identity thieft that I have had the last few years, so you will probably get caught anyway.


Through out the las few years my life has become stranger than any book or syfi movie that you have ever seen.  My mind works so fast please bear with me if I jump from story to story, but I will try not to get you too confused. 

Did I mention that I died 12/24/2008 and my life has not been the same since?